Students the Legendary

Regarding the Overall results.....

For those who achieved their goals, strive further and DO NOT STOP THERE!

For those who were dissapointed, well, get back up on your feet and perservere. After the ardous journey comes forth the greatest rewards.

Unfortunately,for Secondary 2G, there seems to be quite an number of people who were utterly demoralised. Do not fear in creating your own destiny, people who mock and snide at you are the failures who are trying to make you become as pathetic as them.After all,they suffer from the life of solitude.

The school term is coming to an end. Make use of this time to study proficiently and consistently more than others and outshine them!

Do not let others decided your path in life for you and end up on a eating spree.

Here is the product of such a case.
Taken from the MOH, Severe Obesity Department.
Thursday, 25th October 2007, The Obesity Times.

Today we do an analysis on one of Obesity's victims (An Earlybird though), as we reveal the horrors of what has KFC and fast food done to Singapore's darlings.

Victim of Obesity: Tan You Liang
Weight: 91kg
Alert: RED ALERT

Fortunately for Tan You Liang, he has gone on a Specialised Diet Scheme, Widely known as SDS.

What is SDS?

SDS, also known as Specialised diet Scheme, consists of an extremely stringent timetable.

Details
Morning-Two bowls of beansprouts.
Afternoon-Two bowls of beansprouts.
Night-Two bowls of beansprouts.

This Scheme is a last resort on KFC addicted people. ( Refer to Picture Below )

On a further note, certain KFC's are especially lethal. With reference to the picture above, You Liang(taken 8 months ago before he went for the scheme), received a spasm of shock though his entire face when he ate the burger, explaining the frozen and bewildered expression on his face and grasping the burger. Results have shown that the burger, hidden with nano-explosives and has nano-technological face-shocks, prove to be very fatal when taken with the coke chocked full of nano-solvents. This explains to why You Liang was sort of pointing at the coke.